Tomb Raider

Some time ago, Angelina Jolie was cast as Lara Croft in the movie Tomb Raider. I do not think she was the right actress for the role. Maybe her personality suited Lara well. However there is one unique and crucial characteristic of Lara that is missing in Angelina. And that is those huge breasts of Lara.

I bet they did a few pornos of Tomb Raider. And I also would wager that they casted a big boobed bimbo as Lara. That would have been a much better choice for the movie. Then funny thing is that the public probably loved Angelina as Lara.

I must say that I actually watched the movie Tomb Raider. It was not that good. I was ruined by the video game. My imagination can cook up great delusions about a fictional Lara. Angelina Jolie just did not fit the bill. There are other roles more suited to her.

Those Legs

What is it that makes Angelina Jolie such a sex goddess? It all starts with some good raw materials. She has a luscious tan. Her legs are to die for. Her pretty face is sultry. She keeps that hair nice and long.

Some boys will say that Angelina has the perfect breasts. They are a bit small if you ask me. But she seems to keep that slender body. It must be some type of Hollywood exercise plan. Her body is her magnet to making the big bucks.

I believe the sexiness of Angelina Jolie goes far past her looks. While she is nice to look at, there is something mysterious about her. I bed she is a bad girl. And us guys like bad girls, especially when they look like Angelina.

HBO's Gia

The first time I ever heard about Angelina Jolie was when she starred in HBO movie Gia. She played some hottie hopped up on drugs. They say it was a stunning performance. The only thing that I thought was remarkable about that movie was that it showed Angelina Jolie naked.

I'm not sure what the big deal about Angelina Jolie is. Sure she is pretty. Yes she has an enchanting look about her. I will also agree that she has a nice figure. However this is no Scarlett Johansson. Still Jolie seems to be able to pack the movie theaters. Therefore she gets a big payday.

Brad Pitt is supposed to be a highly desirable man. I suppose he could get any girl that he wanted. He chose Angelina. So she can't be too bad. Perhaps she is wild in bed or something. Go figure.